I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Randomize
