On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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