I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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