i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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