So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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