I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
wanna go halves on a baby?
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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