Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
wow bdsm is so cute
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize