do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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