can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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