How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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