Its about making memories worth repressing
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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