just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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