question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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