Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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