We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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