So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Randomize
