He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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