Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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