ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
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Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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