You're completely useless in the revolution.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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