Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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