normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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