and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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