Why are handjobs necessary in class?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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