i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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