I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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