Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Bring me that man meat
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
