Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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