no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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