Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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