Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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