he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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