he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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