mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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