I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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