She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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