That's when you crack a 10am beer
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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