Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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