Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
People in love make me want to vomit
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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