After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
