Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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