I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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