He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Randomize
