Some milfs here doing some blow
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I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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