Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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