You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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