We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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