I wish i was in the wii world.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I forget how to act sober
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