reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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