Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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