I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
She announced her abortion via fbk
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
She's the barista slut.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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