like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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