my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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