i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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