life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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