i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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