I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
They are going to name an STD after you.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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