I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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