if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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