when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
